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Có lẽ trong cuộc đời này, niềm vinh quang lớn nhất đối với tôi là có diễm phúc được đồng hương với một phụ nữ vĩ đại, khổng lồ nhất thế giới, của mọi thời đại. Nàng đáng ngàn lần đưa vào sách kỷ lục Guiness. Nàng không chỉ vào thơ mà còn vào cả nhạc. Bạn đã bao giờ nghe câu “Chị Hai năm tấn quê ở Thái Bình”? Đấy con gái quê tôi đấy. Thế, tôi tự hỏi không tự hào sao được.

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“Vân xem trang trọng tót vời.

Khuôn trăng đầy đặn, nét ngài nở nang”.

Ấy, cứ như lẽ ấy mà suy thì Thúy Vân chắc chắn phải béo. Thật sự béo vì “khuôn trăng đầy đặn”, đã là béo rồi lại còn “nét ngài nở nang” thì quả thật là phải quá béo... vĩ đại. Tôi không biết nàng đẹp vì béo hay chính béo mà nàng đẹp. Vì vậy, thật lòng tôi không hiểu nổi tại sao một nhà thơ mà tôi rất yêu mến và kính trọng lại có câu thơ về mô típ Thúy Vân:

“Người đầy đặn, má bầu bánh đúc.

Không biết đàn, không biết chi thơ.

Đặt mình xuống là quên trời đất.

Ngáy thường nhiều hơn những cơn mơ”.

Chưa hết, ông còn chê rằng:

“Nhà có việc như người ngoài cuộc.

Cứ ăn no ngủ kỹ như không.

Chẳng hò hẹn, chẳng cần thề thốt.

Chẳng yêu đương, em cũng...lấy được chồng.”

Mặc các bố giám khảo với các quan niệm, tiêu chí dở hơi của họ. Mặc cả cái ông nhà thơ hồn vía treo ngược cành cây. Các bạn, xin các bạn hãy tin tôi rằng không có gì hạnh phúc bằng và cũng không có gì sung sướng bằng lấy được vợ béo. Trước hết, xét về góc độ kinh tế. Chính sách một vợ một chồng của ta hiện nay mang nặng trong mình nó chủ nghĩa bình quân, “cá kể đầu, rau kể mớ. Một vợ là một vợ, một chồng là một chồng. Bất kể béo hay gầy. Do đó, những người lấy được vợ béo là rất lãi. 80 ký lô cũng bằng 40 ký lô vợ. Cứ theo thiển ý của tôi, chúng ta nên xem lại quy định rất bất công này. Thứ hai là về chất lượng. Các cụ ta đã dạy: “Nom mặt mà bắt hình dong”. Cứ theo lẽ ấy mà suy ra tấm lòng của một người vợ béo chắc chắn phải “ngon hơn, bổ hơn” tấm lòng của những người vợ chưa béo. Thứ ba là cảm giác. Ngày tôi chưa lấy vợ, lũ thanh niên làng tôi thường truyền nhau một quan niệm chọn vợ bằng hai câu lục bát:

“Chẳng tham nhà ngói Hon đa.

Chỉ tham cái dáng đẫy đà vòng tay”.

Dạo ấy, nhà ngói, xe gắn máy Honda là quý lắm. Còn bây giờ, bạn hãy tưởng tượng một ngày nào đó đi làm về lòng dạ đang sảng khoái, tâm hồn đang ngây ngất. Ta nhìn vào trong phòng. Chao ôi, vợ ta đang ngủ. Đầy chật một giường... vợ. nước da nàng hồng lên, mái tóc xõa xuống bờ vai trắng. Lúc ấy, khó mà cầm lòng không phạm vào chính sách kế hoạch hóa sinh đẻ. Và biết đâu, ta lại chẳng dạt dào cảm xúc mà thốt lên: “Vợ nằm đó khổng lồ vĩ đại. Thịt với da mê mải chảy xung quanh”. Tôi có môt người bạn làm thơ mà mọi nguồn cảm xúc đều bắt nguồn từ người vợ béo. Hẳn có những câu thơ rất nổi tiếng như “Vợ ta đó, rộng mênh mông. Lăn đi lăn lại....vẫn không ra ngoài”. Rồi những khi cao hứng, hắn còn ngêu ngao hát những câu đại loại như là: “Anh như con tàu trôi trong niềm sung sướng – Vợ một bên và...vợ cũng một bên”. Sướng nhỉ, lấy một người vợ mà ngó bên này cũng vợ mình, ngó bên kia cũng vẫn...vợ mình thì còn gì mà không sung sướng.

Hỡi những người phụ nữ đang béo, đã béo và vẫn béo, tôi có thể thay mặt tất cả những người đàn ông cùng sở thích trên khắp thế gian này mà tuyên bố với các bạn rằng chúng tôi vô cùng yêu mến, tự hào, sung sướng vì có các bạn. Chính các bạn đã làm cho cuộc sống trên thế gian này hoành tráng hơn, phong phú hơn và màu mỡ hơn. Tôi có thể kiêu hãnh mà tuyên bố rằng: Hạnh phúc là lấy được...vợ béo. Tôi chỉ nhắc khẽ các bạn một điều hãy cảnh giác với những người phụ nữ có thân hình mảnh mai, thon thả bởi đó là những người có nhiều khả năng cuỗm đi của bạn một đức ông chồng. Đơn giản chỉ vì cái lũ đàn ông xưa nay luôn luôn muốn đi tìm kiếm cái mà mình không có. Khi đã có một chú cá quá mỡ màng, họ lại mơ về một...con cá mắm.

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